Been awhile since I've updated here.
I'm trying to make it more of a regular thing.
Like the period at the end of a sentence.
Or bowel movements.
Or fun Budweiser Superbowl commercials.

So I managed to cut down the number of ladies I was dating down to 6 last week.
After a 30min. blind date, I bumped it back up to 7.
I can't help myself, we just gelled really well.

Problem with dating so many, it gets expensive.
Which is the main reason I dropped one of them to friend status.
Dated 4 months and I was always picking up the sizeable tab.
If you're gonna abuse me, make it sexually.

The other lady wanted girlfriend status after dating for 4 weeks.
Chyeah.

Also completely forgot 'bout Valentine's Day 'til a few weeks ago.
Think I'm working that week...
Like all 7 days.
But that comment reminds me of a test I took at Tickle.
"Why are you single?"
My result: Because you don't want to commit.

Ya think?
That actually gave me a good laugh.

There's a very valid reason why I'm taking my time with this decision.
I don't want to waste another 3 and a half years on a woman that'll have me invest everything of myself into her and throw it all away.
Makes me feel like toilet paper.
Possibly like Charmin.
'Cuz less is more.

For now, keeping my options open and seeing what life has to offer.
And apparently I'm great diffusing situations.


Current Brain Age: 23
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"I'm ghetto. I don't scrap over the phone." - Anonymous